To pee or not to pee: that is the question;
Whether ’tis warmer in the lineup to suffer
The stink and yellow of our own urine,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To shiver: to freeze;
No more; and by with a quick piss we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation…
…Nothing like a little Hamlet ripoff to preface a nice user poll on peeing in your wetsuits. Smelly booties anyone?
-P.K.
Keep Leucadia Funky
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